My pals and I here are teaming up to form a super group to destroy you once and for all! (Right, guys? You're joining, right?

Editor's Note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the fun moments that still exist there, curated and ...

Big shock, it's Monday again. I'm out here doing my best to get rid of it, but the time machine is giving me fits. I still can't seem to get it to go backward — it only goes forward, at regular speed.

Editor's Note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the fun moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos. Welp, it's Monday again. Is there a more ...

Once again, it's Monday. Of course. I swear, it feels like it doesn't matter what we do these days — Monday is always here to spread its Monday-ness all over the place. Gross. But I guess that's what ...